If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (SOLD OUT)

Name: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (SOLD OUT)
Start: 2025-10-15T19:00:00-07:00
End: 2025-10-15T21:00:00-07:00
Location: PAM CUT’s Tomorrow Theater

A film still of a nighttime scene of a Black man holding a cup in one hand and a holding up a phone with flashlight on in the other, standing next to a white woman with wet hair and a Cheap Thrills t-shirt on.

Oct 15, 2025

7:00 pm - 9:00 pm

PAM CUT’s Tomorrow Theater

3530 SE Division St., Portland, OR

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The Museum

Portland Art Museum

1219 SW Park Ave. Portland, OR 97205

info@pam.org

503-226-2811

Hours

Sun	10am - 5pm
Mon	Closed
Tues	10am - 5pm
Wed	10am - 5pm
Thu	10am - 5pm*
Fri	10am - 5pm
Sat	10am - 5pm

Admission

Free	Members
$27.50	Adults
$24.50	Seniors 65+
$22.50	Students
Free	Children 17 and under

Discounts & free days

* Free admission from 10am – 7pm on the first Thursday of each month.

PAM CUT

Center for an Untold Tomorrow

934 SW Salmon St. Portland, OR 97205

info@pamcut.org

503-221-1156

Tomorrow Theater

3530 SE Division St. Portland, OR 97202

tomorrow@pamcut.org

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The Portland Art Museum recognizes and honors the Indigenous peoples of this region on whose ancestral lands the museum now stands.

These include the Willamette Tumwater, Clackamas, Kathlemet, Molalla, Multnomah and Watlala Chinook Peoples and the Tualatin Kalapuya who today are part of the Confederated Tribes of Grand Ronde, and many other Native communities who made their homes along the Columbia River. We also want to recognize that Portland today is a community of many diverse Native peoples who continue to live and work here. We respectfully acknowledge and honor all Indigenous communities—past, present, future—and are grateful for their ongoing and vibrant presence.

Thank you to our major sponsors

Blue Balloon Fund

Mary and Don Blair

Mary and Tim Boyle

William G. Gilmore Foundation

Mary and Pete Mark Family Foundation

The Laura and Roger Meier Family

The James F. and Marion L. Miller Foundation

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There are single-stall all-gender bathrooms available. Please ask staff for directions.
All spaces for this program are accessible by wheelchair. All restrooms have accessible stalls but no power doors.
All restrooms have accessible stalls but no power doors.

The Portland Art Museum and Center for an Untold Tomorrow are pleased to offer accommodations to ensure that our programs are accessible and inclusive. We’ll do our best to accommodate your needs when you arrive — please give us 2-3 weeks advance notice for specific requests.

Email requests to access@pam.org, or call 503-226-2811.

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (SOLD OUT)